Short Funny Quotes
I still miss my ex – But guess what? My Aim is getting better :D
I dream of a better tomorrow…
where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.
Do not drink and drive
or you might spill the drink.
Save paper, don’t do home work.
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
Boys fall for me-
Because I trip them.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
It always gets laughs!
I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.
Life is Short – Talk Fast!