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I still miss my ex – But guess what? My Aim is getting better :D

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Submitted by: Dilip
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I dream of a better tomorrow…
where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Submitted by: **THD Rulez**

All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.

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Submitted by: dominic
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Do not drink and drive
or you might spill the drink.

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Submitted by: DirtySouth
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Save paper, don’t do home work.

Funny Quote: Save paper, don’t do home work.

Submitted by: Allyson
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Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.

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Submitted by: Julio
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Boys fall for me-
Because I trip them.

Funny Quote: Boys fall for me- Because I trip...

Submitted by: I
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Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
It always gets laughs!

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Submitted by: Callie W.
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I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.

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Submitted by: Susan
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Life is Short – Talk Fast!

Submitted by: Jaime

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