Short Funny Quotes - Page 3

48

Relationship Status:
() Single
() In a relationship
() Married
() Engaged
() Divorced
(x) Waiting for a miracle

Funny Quote: Relationship Status: () Single () In a...

Embed Code
24

I’m still waiting for that day…

Funny Quote: I’m still waiting for that day…

Embed Code
42

For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.

39

Why do people try park as close as the can to the entrance when they go to the gym to work out?

Submitted by: TheAwesome1
85

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks
45

When all else fails, read the directions.

Submitted by: MarkB
35

If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh
93

Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.

Submitted by: Josh
33

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who’s not allowed in my tree house now?

87

Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.
60

I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.

31

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it’s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

21

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

24

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

21

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

20

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

22

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

33

Did you ever get that when you walk up the stairs and then half-way up you stop because you forget what you wanted to do, not noticing that you holding up the people that wants to get on the plane.

Submitted by: Stephan Naude
24

It’s funny when a dare devil blasts past you in the traffic when you’re just cruising and when you pull up to the traffic lights you’re next to him!

Submitted by: Stephan Naude
35

I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.

Submitted by: HORSA_CLOTHING
14

I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…As they should be.

Funny Quote: I have CDO, it’s like OCD but...

Embed Code
41

Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

Submitted by: Holorunranty
16

If I spoke my mind, I would be in deep trouble.

Submitted by: katie
23

Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!

Submitted by: nida
535

Anti-Pick Up Lines:

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Funny Quote: Anti-Pick Up Lines: He: Can I buy...

Embed Code

Copyright © 2006-2015 Coolnsmart.com - All rights reserved.

Like us!