If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Adults are just kids with money.
Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!
Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
You go girl! And don’t come back.
Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
When life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
To learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?
I still miss my ex – But guess what? My Aim is getting better :D
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!
Teacher: We are going to play the quiet game. Student: Are you playing too?
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
He said “I love you” I sneezed and said “Sorry, I’m allergic to BULLSHIT.”
It’s only funny until someone gets hurt…. Then it’s FREAKING HILARIOUS!
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
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