Short Funny Quotes

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

Shortest horror story ever: Monday

Hide. I see Monday.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life

If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs

Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
– Roy Station

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober

So. Monday. We meet again.

We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
– Julio Alexi Genao

Kapil : What are you doing nowadays?
Man : PHD
Kapil : Wao, Doctor
Man : No its Pizza Home Delievery

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