Short Funny Quotes
Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
Shortest horror story ever: Monday
Hide. I see Monday.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life
If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it
Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
– Roy Station
Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober
So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
– Julio Alexi Genao
Kapil : What are you doing nowadays?
Man : PHD
Kapil : Wao, Doctor
Man : No its Pizza Home Delievery