Short Funny Quotes

If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs

Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
– Roy Station

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober

So. Monday. We meet again.

We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
– Julio Alexi Genao

Kapil : What are you doing nowadays?
Man : PHD
Kapil : Wao, Doctor
Man : No its Pizza Home Delievery

Man : Which is the oldest animal on earth?
Kapil : Zebra. Because it is still white and black.

She: My love close your eyes and tell me what you see.
Me: Nothing.
She: This is my life without you.
Me: Now close your eyes and tell me what you see.
She: Nothing.
Me: This is what I feel for you :d

Submitted by: Hemant stephen salvatore

My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.
– Ted Turner

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First, abnormal was relabeled special. Then, we redefined normal to include the reclassified special. Now, those who are but normal call themselves special.
Alan Robert Neal

The more frequent your epiphanies, the more likely you should be listening to someone other than yourself.
Alan Robert Neal

That awkward moment when you just washed your car, then the rain starts pouring.

I don’t have a short temper.
But
I have a quick reaction to wrong action. :D :D

Submitted by: Apana lama

“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.

Submitted by: Rahul Ramabhadran

When life gives you lemons, vlog about it on YouTube.

Submitted by: Rahul Ramabhadran

I am into technology, the study of techno music.

Submitted by: Rahul Ramabhadran

My pub in the alps has been voted the best in the world. Have I set the bar too high for others?

Submitted by: Rahul Ramabhadran

Ladies stop worrying about finding Mr. right. All you need to do is find a guy and drag the idiot to the right!

Submitted by: unknown

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.
– Henny Youngman

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