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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney Dangerfield

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Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!

Submitted by: nida

“Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”

Submitted by: Babyboy Official

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
Chris Rock

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Nour

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