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Who could be so cruel too put a ‘S’ in lisp.

Submitted by: James

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
– Rodney Dangerfield

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Nour

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
Chris Rock

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Submitted by: the funnymaster123

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!

Submitted by: nida

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Submitted by: Phillip

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

Submitted by: Rayray
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