Short Funny Quotes
Teacher : why are you late?
Student : Does it really matter? You still get paid !! =P
Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
Quit asking us to find your ‘x’, she’s not coming back!
P.S. And don’t ask me ‘y’ either.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.