Short Funny Quotes - Page 30
Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.
Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!
“Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”
Who could be so cruel too put a ‘S’ in lisp.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
– Chris Rock
Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.