Short Funny Quotes - Page 30

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p

Submitted by: heaven

Fact of life after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!!!

Submitted by: nida

Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!!!!

Submitted by: Nour

“Global Warning Or Not…I’m Increasingly Getting Hotter Day By Day”

Submitted by: Babyboy Official

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
Chris Rock

Submitted by: the funnymaster123
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