Short Funny Quotes - Page 31
How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell you later…..
The future just ain’t what it used to be.
Selfishness: Lack of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to go make its own lemonade.
I scored high on my drug test.
Life hands you lemons…great now who the hell is gonna hand me a knife to cut them!!!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
They say money talks…well I’m the ventriloquist.
Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.
Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it doesn’t, go left!
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Homework kills trees.
So don’t do homework.
An optimist is a person who thinks b*s* is a fertilizer.
If others can do it…
..let them do it…
I’ve been told I’m going straight to hell…no I’m not…I’m taking the stairs not the elevator.
He: You know.. When you weren’t here, I cried a lot.
She: Awww! How sweet!
He: Yes but those were tears of happiness!
He: Do you know why only 10 percent of women goes to heaven?
He: Cause if they all went , it would be called hell!
He: Have I seen you somewhere?
She: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Extension of common sense leads to confusion..