Short Funny Quotes

When life gives you lemons, ask why…cos I don’t get it.

Submitted by: Tin tiN

Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.

Submitted by: vincent king

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Submitted by: mickey

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dave Barry

Why would life give you lemon…life is not a lemon tree!

Submitted by: bis

Dear Algebra,
Quit asking us to find your ‘x’, she’s not coming back!
Love, Me.
P.S. And don’t ask me ‘y’ either.

Submitted by: ~Blackheart~

A boomerang is just a Frisbee for people that don’t have any friends.

Submitted by: Victoria
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Make it idiot- proof, and someone will make a better idiot!\

Submitted by: Lisha

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.

Submitted by: Ezzard

To be honest…I’m a liar!:P

Submitted by: JoezZz

We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin

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Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Submitted by: Ethan

Despite the cost of living it’s still quite popular.

Submitted by: Tim Braithwaite

Mother In Law, an anagram of, Woman Hitler

Submitted by: :..Guy..

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