Short Funny Quotes

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Submitted by: Usama

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey

School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!

Submitted by: ?i love my prettaye

If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

Submitted by: AL-X

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Submitted by: Lakiyah King
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Submitted by: hahahaha

When life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange

Submitted by: the man

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

Submitted by: Kacey

To learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?

Submitted by: J-Dog

Adults are just kids with money.

Submitted by: jordan

Relationship Status:
() Single
() In a relationship
() Married
() Engaged
() Divorced
(x) Waiting for a miracle

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Why do they put pizza in a square box?

Submitted by: win_ringette

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!

Submitted by: debbie

Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.

Submitted by: I

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