Short Funny Quotes
I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house ;- )
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
I love love love this quote!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
Save water and shower together
When life gives you lemons,
make grape juice,
then sit back,
and let the wold wonder how you did it.
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??
When nothing goes right, Go left.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone…:(