Short Funny Quotes
If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?
Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
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When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.
I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.