Short Funny Quotes

If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?

Submitted by: Shortie

Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!

Submitted by: Sam

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

Submitted by: Bailey

Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one

Submitted by: bobby

Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.

Submitted by: Beth

Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it

Submitted by: danz

When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.

Submitted by: Priya

I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…

Submitted by: louise bobte

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

Submitted by: Cupcake

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

Submitted by: Sweetie

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the opportunist.

Submitted by: Mark Cromo

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.

Submitted by: Flicka

When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

Submitted by: Longfellow

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

Submitted by: Kim

Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?

Submitted by: mariah

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Submitted by: Mr. Lova Lova

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …

Submitted by: Bagga

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

Submitted by: dear maths!!!

I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

Submitted by: Mich

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