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I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.

Submitted by: Susan

Save water and shower together

Submitted by: Emilee

I love love love this quote!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.

Submitted by: Beckers

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

Submitted by: win_ringette

When life gives you lemons,
make grape juice,
then sit back,
and let the wold wonder how you did it.

Submitted by: Robyn

It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

Submitted by: Michael

If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??

Submitted by: Steven

When nothing goes right, Go left.

Submitted by: marie

My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone…:(

Submitted by: Carnivorus Sheep

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Submitted by: subhadeep samantaray
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