Short Funny Quotes - Page 4
I’m the type of person that wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
- Santosh Kalwar
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
~ Benjamin Franklin
The Internet is full. Go away.
Any idiot can put up a website.
- Patricia Briggs
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it.
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
- Robert Paul
Waiting for the perfect girl? Idiot, even if you find her she’ll be waiting for the perfect man.
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
- W. Somerset Maugham
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
- E.L. Doctorow
So what? All writers are lunatics!
- Cornelia Funke
There is only one dangerous breed: HUMANS
There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.
- Stephen Colbert
They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
- Nishan Panwar
If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
- Jane Seabrook
3 blonds were walking through the forest when they came across some tracks. “Those are moose tracks” the first blond said. “No, there deer tracks. ” the second blond replied. “You’re both wrong,” the third blond retorted. “Those are elk tracks. ” the blonds were still arguing when a train hit them.
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
- Woody Allen