Short Funny Quotes - Page 4

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Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Submitted by: Amnichil
24

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, “So far so good!”

Submitted by: Rachael :)
97

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

Submitted by: Bailey
183

If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

Submitted by: AL-X
21

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.

Submitted by: Chocolate88
86

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

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Submitted by: wise juan
7

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright

7

I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
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Submitted by: Kuzai
39

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes
35

A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.

Submitted by: exdevlin92
49

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Submitted by: Kazzaaa
604

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

Submitted by: devon
21

True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.

Submitted by: tisha ;)
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Submitted by: Cigaro
85

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Submitted by: Zoe*
103

Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it

Submitted by: danz
45

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
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Submitted by: Flicka
43

He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

Submitted by: crazy**** :)
63

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

Submitted by: danz
36

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

Submitted by: Bonface stom
9

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Submitted by: Carlito
8

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.

Submitted by: Pseudonym
94

Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…

Submitted by: himadri
67

I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

Submitted by: Kristine
1

People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

Submitted by: mooii

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