Short Funny Quotes
Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!
No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
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I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …