There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.” True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. – Steven Wright
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
So she smashed her rearview mirror, cause from now on shes never looking back
Miss are you good in algebra? Do you mind substituting my “x”??? :P
I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx
The hardest part about business is minding your own.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. – George Carlin
When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange. Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
When God made me, he was showing off!!
Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee. Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright
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