Short Funny Quotes - Page 5

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted and the time of your life!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.

Submitted by: Arjay

Good girls ar bad girls that aren’t caught.

Submitted by: Briana

Rule #1 I’m always right
Rule #2 If i’m wrong please look at rule #1

Submitted by: Emma

**when life gives you lemons.. Squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***

Submitted by: kasey

If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail

Submitted by: bobby

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Submitted by: Usama

If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

Submitted by: AL-X

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Submitted by: hahahaha

When life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange

Submitted by: the man

To learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?

Submitted by: J-Dog
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