Short Funny Quotes
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted and the time of your life!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.
Good girls ar bad girls that aren’t caught.
Rule #1 I’m always right
Rule #2 If i’m wrong please look at rule #1
**when life gives you lemons.. Squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***
If you fail to prepare,
then prepare to fail
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn’t come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
When life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
To learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?