Short Funny Quotes
If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?
Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
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When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!