Short Funny Quotes
Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!
No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one
When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it
I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …