Short Funny Quotes

Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!

Submitted by: Sam

No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one

Submitted by: bobby

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

Submitted by: Bailey

When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.

Submitted by: Priya

Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.

Submitted by: Beth

Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it

Submitted by: danz

I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…

Submitted by: louise bobte

Relationship Status:
() Single
() In a relationship
() Married
() Engaged
() Divorced
(x) Waiting for a miracle

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

Submitted by: Cupcake

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

Submitted by: Sweetie

When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

Submitted by: Longfellow

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

Submitted by: Kim

Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?

Submitted by: mariah

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Submitted by: Mr. Lova Lova

I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

Submitted by: Mich

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