Short Funny Quotes - Page 5
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = pregnancy
When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, Nooooooo.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the easily offended deserve to be easily offended.
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”