Short Funny Quotes
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable!
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
I’m in good shape. That shape is round.
– Jarod Kintz
“Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled “Rape!” They yelled “NO!”
Life is a little easier for attractive people, can we admit that? Think about it, if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, “Oh, they’re nice,” but if the stranger’s ugly, you’re like, “What do they want? Get away from me weirdo.
If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly
The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student…..
A beautiful teacher !!!
They gave me the questions which I don’t know,
So I wrote answers which they don’t know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Acne: Oh you have a date coming up?
Let me invite some of my friends
When the biggest pimple in the history of pimples decides to show up on picture day.
Thanks for coming out on photo day, my beloved pimple.
If you fall I’ll be there to catch you.
Whenever you’re talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 1000.
Do something good, no one sees it…Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it…
Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?