Short Funny Quotes
The teacher asked a somewhat fleshy girl, “What is your favorite animal?”
The girl replied with enthusiasm, “Fried chicken!”
A diabetic walks into a bakery as asks the girl behind the counter, “What do you have that is safe for diabetics?”
The baker says, “Everything. As long as you don’t put it in your mouth.”
Good things come to those who wait.
But bad things come to those who “weight.”
Q: Dear Tons of Fun:
I’m a skinny minnie who wants to catch the obesity disease. Can you give me some weight gain tips?
A: Dear Skinny Minnie:
Eat eat a lot of junk food, and sit on the couch watching TV all day long every day. Eat just before you go to sleep is best!
You should also study Sumo Wrestlers, and emulate their habits.
You can do it!
TONS OF FUN
Teacher: When you think of Greece, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Chubby student: French fries.
“Live each day like it were your last.” sounded like great advice.
Until I started eating my own weight in bacon cheeseburgers and fries every day and now I’m dying from obesity and diabetes.
It’s not that diabetes, heart disease and obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.
How does a woman go from a slender size 8 to a big fat size 16?
How does she double in size?
It’s simple math:
She 8 and 8 (ATE AND ATE).
(8 + 8 = 16) (And ate plus ate = (size) 16