Short Funny Quotes

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

Submitted by: dear maths!!!

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Submitted by: Mr. Lova Lova

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …

Submitted by: Bagga

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.

Submitted by: Flicka

Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Sincerely, the opportunist.

Submitted by: Mark Cromo

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Submitted by: sophia

It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

Submitted by: marcus lomax

You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
xD

Submitted by: LMAO

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.

Submitted by: bonche

Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…

Submitted by: himadri

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

Submitted by: wise juan

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

Submitted by: Laura

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Submitted by: Zoe*

Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”

Submitted by: I

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