Short Funny Quotes

When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

Submitted by: Longfellow

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

Submitted by: dear maths!!!

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Submitted by: Mr. Lova Lova

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …

Submitted by: Bagga

Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?

Submitted by: mariah

I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

Submitted by: Mich

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

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It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

Submitted by: marcus lomax

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Submitted by: sophia

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
xD

Submitted by: LMAO

Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.

Submitted by: bonche

Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…

Submitted by: himadri

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

Submitted by: wise juan

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