Short Funny Quotes
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?
You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!
Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…
Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.