Short Funny Quotes - Page 6
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
Adults are just kids with money.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
– Steven Wright
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!
All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
– W.C. Fields
If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?