Short Funny Quotes
You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…
It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
() In a relationship
(x) Waiting for a miracle
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back