Short Funny Quotes
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!
It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…
Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.