Short Funny Quotes
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
Adults are just kids with money.
Why do they put pizza in a square box?
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.
School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!
If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?