Short Funny Quotes - Page 6

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Submitted by: Lakiyah King

Adults are just kids with money.

Submitted by: jordan

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey

Why do they put pizza in a square box?

Submitted by: win_ringette

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!

Submitted by: debbie

All I want is for one guy to prove that they are not all the same.

Submitted by: I

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

Submitted by: Kacey

School is a jail, the cells are the classes, teachers are the security guard and WE ARE THE PRISONERS!

Submitted by: ?i love my prettaye

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields

Submitted by: mina

If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?

Submitted by: Shortie
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