Short Funny Quotes - Page 6
I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.
You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!
**when life gives you lemons.. Squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***
Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
When life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!
Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!