Short Funny Quotes - Page 6

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163

I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…

Submitted by: louise bobte
125

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Submitted by: sophia
73

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey
36

If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!

Submitted by: Saadi
37

Would a fly without wings be called a walk.

Submitted by: blazinherb420
19

The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
48

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Submitted by: Kazzaaa
73

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!

Submitted by: _FiLa96_
64

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

Submitted by: danz
134

You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
xD

Submitted by: LMAO
71

People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule!

Submitted by: Carla
505

**when life gives you lemons.. Squirt it in your enemies eyes!!***

Submitted by: kasey
159

Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?

Submitted by: mariah
468

When life gives you lemons…throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange

Submitted by: the man
37

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes
58

If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

Submitted by: Kassie
60

Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos
42

He who laughs last doesn’t get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind!

Submitted by: crazy**** :)
192

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

Submitted by: Sweetie
26

I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!

Submitted by: melissa

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