Short Funny Quotes

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

Submitted by: dear maths!!!

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

Submitted by: Sweetie

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

Submitted by: Kim
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Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …

Submitted by: Bagga

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Submitted by: Mr. Lova Lova

Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?

Submitted by: mariah

When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

Submitted by: Longfellow

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo

I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

Submitted by: Mich
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Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

Submitted by: marcus lomax

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Submitted by: sophia

You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
xD

Submitted by: LMAO

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