Short Funny Quotes - Page 6
Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.
- Jarod Kintz
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted – stay up all night or eat ice- cream straight out of the container.
- Bill Bryson
Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.
Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
Some guys will tell you they love you, and won’t even know your favorite color.
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC.
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
- B. Earl Puckett
You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
- Joseph E. Levine
Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes.
- Philip Dusenberry
Don’t tell my mother I work in an advertising agency, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.
- Jacques Seguela
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn’t want your family to read. You wouldn’t tell lies to your own wife. Don’t tell them to mine.
– David Ogilvy
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV.
- Erma Bombeck
In our factory, we make lipstick. In our advertising, we sell hope.
- Peter Nivio Zarlenga
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
- David Ogilvy
True love is like a ghost which everyone talks about and few have seen.
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S Truman