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I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, “That’s all right. Just hold a mobile phone by your mouth.”

Submitted by: Robert D Dangoor

That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin

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Poor : When you have too much month at the end of your money.

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Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.

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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke

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I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.

Submitted by: Shaneel Anand

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

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I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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