Short Funny Quotes - Page 7
Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!
No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one
When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it
BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.