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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

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Submitted by: Adrian

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Submitted by: Kazzaaa

I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.

Submitted by: D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R123

When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.

Submitted by: mayur

“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….

Submitted by: ukdarkangel

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Mother Teresa

Submitted by: Sam

Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.

Submitted by: Enos

If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

Submitted by: Kassie

So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again

Submitted by: xXxAmandaxXx

The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P

Submitted by: Allie

So many men and yet so few brains.

Submitted by: Frandia

Relationship Status:
() Single
() In a relationship
() Married
() Engaged
() Divorced
(x) Waiting for a miracle

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If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!

Submitted by: Saadi

Would a fly without wings be called a walk.

Submitted by: blazinherb420

Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy

Submitted by: Phillip

What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?

Submitted by: Way2Hot

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Submitted by: Jess

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Submitted by: Bravo1560

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
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Submitted by: Flicka

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .

Submitted by: ky

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