Short Funny Quotes
When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee.
Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.