Short Funny Quotes - Page 7
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
– Mother Teresa
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
So many men and yet so few brains.
() In a relationship
(x) Waiting for a miracle
If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy – the parents.
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .