Short Funny Quotes

Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.

Submitted by: bonche

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

Submitted by: wise juan

Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…

Submitted by: himadri

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

Submitted by: Laura

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Submitted by: Zoe*
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Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”

Submitted by: I

When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.

Submitted by: klemen33

A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

Submitted by: katie

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Submitted by: magda

So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back

Submitted by: Bushraa

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by: Adrian
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Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.

Submitted by: Klang

Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.

Submitted by: Pritty

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Submitted by: ~Joy96~

When life gives you lemons say “Screw you” And go find an orange.
Everything comes out right in the end, and if it isnt right, it isnt the end.

Submitted by: Samantha LeFavi

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