Short Funny Quotes
Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!
No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one
When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.
Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it
I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.
Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.