Short Funny Quotes

Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!

Submitted by: Sam

No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one

Submitted by: bobby

When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.

Submitted by: Priya

Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.

Submitted by: Beth

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

Submitted by: Bailey

Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it

Submitted by: danz

I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…

Submitted by: louise bobte

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

Submitted by: Sweetie

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

Submitted by: Cupcake

When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

Submitted by: Longfellow

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