Short Funny Quotes - Page 7

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Homework is killing
trees, stop the madness!

Submitted by: Sam

When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.

Submitted by: Priya

No’one is perfect,
well then im no’one

Submitted by: bobby

Everyone has the right to their own opinion… Yours is just wrong.

Submitted by: Beth

BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS, SO DRINK DONT DRIVE!

Submitted by: FRANCISCO

I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…

Submitted by: louise bobte

Rlaely it deson’t mttaer waht I wirte you’ll sitll uanrtednsnd it

Submitted by: danz

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

Submitted by: Bailey

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

Submitted by: Sweetie

When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

Submitted by: Longfellow
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