Short Funny Quotes - Page 7
Don’t tell my mother I work in an advertising agency, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.
- Jacques Seguela
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn’t want your family to read. You wouldn’t tell lies to your own wife. Don’t tell them to mine.
– David Ogilvy
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV.
- Erma Bombeck
Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement.
- Samuel Johnson
In our factory, we make lipstick. In our advertising, we sell hope.
- Peter Nivio Zarlenga
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
- David Ogilvy
It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.
- Harry S Truman
I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: “Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me?
I’ll be ready.
- Charles Bukowski
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I liked this girl in my sixth grade class. I dared her to kiss me – - but she didn’t!
- Justin Bieber
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- Winston Churchill
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
- Jarod Kintz