Short Funny Quotes
Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.
Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
So I ran into my ex the other day…
then I put it in reverse and hit him again
So many men and yet so few brains.
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
The truth hurts….. Thats why I lie =P
“THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does…….
Would a fly without wings be called a walk.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
What does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
If love is blind then how did it find us???
Why fight to live when we live to die???
YoungBlood: Because, perhaps there are few dying to live. :p
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.