Short Funny Quotes
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …
You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.
SO WHY STUDY?
Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…
Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.
There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?