Short Funny Quotes - Page 8

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The most dangerous person is a mailman becoming a hitman, he knows where you live.

Submitted by: Mondli Mazibuko
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Couldn’t remember your appointment then you find out it was with your memory doctor. Here’s your sign.

Submitted by: Barbara Hicks
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I don’t have any exs I have whys? Yeah why in the hell did I date you!!!?

Submitted by: kylie
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Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.

Submitted by: vashti
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Cuddle a chemist and see the reaction.

Submitted by: Nitostosin
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In life go straight and turn right. ! ;)

Submitted by: Sundas Zaheer
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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
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Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
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Submitted by: hearty diamond
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A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson
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They said the world is going to end this year…Pssh They can barely predict the weather.

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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!

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Which weapon can be made from the combination of, potassium, nickel, iron?. First of all explanation; the chemical symbol of potassium is k, for nickel is ni, for iron is fe. So the weapon is knife.

Submitted by: maravilla adebayo
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Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?

Submitted by: rainbowsandunicorns
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If guns don’t kill people, but people kill people, then doesn’t that mean that toasters don’t toast toast, but instead toast toasts toast?

Submitted by: Seth BACON Phillips
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If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr
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Age is just a number? Yeah and weed is just a plant!!!!!

Submitted by: mw is cool
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If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is a noticeable notice.

Submitted by: Alyssa
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I am making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, your one of them.

Submitted by: kaylaa
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If you need advice text me
If you need a friend call me
If you need me come 2 me
But if you need money :((
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The subscribe can not be reached.

Submitted by: alexx143
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Good boys and girls go to heaven, bad boys and girls go everywhere.

Submitted by: Ashes obinnah
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My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

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One thing you are sure you will do for the rest of your life: Pull the door that says push.

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Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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People often ask when I was born and I tell them I cannot remember, I was a kid at the time.

Submitted by: davidj
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I know I am level headed cause I dribble from both sides of my mouth equally.

Submitted by: davidj

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