Short Funny Quotes - Page 8

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

Submitted by: Cupcake

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

Submitted by: Kim

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Submitted by: Mr. Lova Lova

I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.

Submitted by: Mich

Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?

Submitted by: mariah

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …

Submitted by: Bagga

You study to remember
If you remember too much you forget
If you forget you don’t know what you studied
If you forgot what you studied you fail your test.

Submitted by: LMAO

Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter…

Submitted by: himadri

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

Submitted by: wise juan

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Submitted by: sophia
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