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It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

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Submitted by: marcus lomax
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Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

Submitted by: Laura

Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”

Submitted by: I

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Submitted by: Zoe*

When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.

Submitted by: klemen33

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

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Submitted by: dear maths!!!
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A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

Submitted by: katie

Relationship Status:
() Single
() In a relationship
() Married
() Engaged
() Divorced
(x) Waiting for a miracle

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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Submitted by: magda

So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back

Submitted by: Bushraa

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