Short Funny Quotes - Page 9

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Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthebigstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?

Submitted by: levi

Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think

Submitted by: Xhw

The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Submitted by: Rachael :)

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.

Submitted by: allison

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Submitted by: Amnichil

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

Submitted by: Tina

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

Submitted by: Bonface stom

Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember

Submitted by: brianne&&cassie ann

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

Submitted by: shiarna

Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

Submitted by: Susan (14 years old)

I would agree with you if you were right

Submitted by: cmd

Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…

Submitted by: Selva

I scored high on my drug test.

Submitted by: Manny

Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.

Submitted by: Nicked

I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!

Submitted by: melissa

My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”

When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.

Submitted by: SUmmy

The future just ain’t what it used to be.

Submitted by: Rockymtnguy

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