Short Funny Quotes - Page 9

I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Submitted by: .:kaeley:.


Submitted by: levi

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo

A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.

Submitted by: exdevlin92

Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think

Submitted by: Xhw

The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Submitted by: Rachael :)

A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.

Submitted by: allison

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

Submitted by: Bonface stom

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Submitted by: Amnichil

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

Submitted by: Tina

Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember

Submitted by: brianne&&cassie ann

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

Submitted by: shiarna

My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”

Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…

Submitted by: Selva

I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!

Submitted by: melissa

I never fall off.
I just,
Dismount with style.

Submitted by: HORSA_CLOTHING

I scored high on my drug test.

Submitted by: Manny

Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

Submitted by: Susan (14 years old)

I would agree with you if you were right

Submitted by: cmd

Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.

Submitted by: Nicked
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