Short Funny Quotes - Page 9
I am here so what are your other two wishes?
Hating me won’t make you pretty!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You are like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.
Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!
I never fall off.
Dismount with style.
I scored high on my drug test.
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
I would agree with you if you were right
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.