Short Funny Quotes - Page 9
Wise people think all they say,
Fools say all they think
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.
Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
I would agree with you if you were right
Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…
I scored high on my drug test.
Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!
My mother texted me “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?”
I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later”
Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister”
When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
The future just ain’t what it used to be.