Short Funny Quotes - Page 9
Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?
Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!
It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!
So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back