Short Funny Quotes
It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!
Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.
Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.
() In a relationship
(x) Waiting for a miracle
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back