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Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Submitted by: sophia

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

Submitted by: Laura

It takes patience to listen.. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

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Submitted by: marcus lomax

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Submitted by: Zoe*

Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.”
True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.”

Submitted by: I

When life gives you lemons then go to this site because there are a lot of ideas what to do with lemons.

Submitted by: klemen33

A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

Submitted by: katie

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Submitted by: magda

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

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Submitted by: dear maths!!!

So she smashed her rearview mirror,
cause from now on shes never looking back

Submitted by: Bushraa
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