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A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.

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Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

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Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.

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Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

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Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.

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I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.

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Old age dosen’t make you forget.
Its all the stupid stuff you try to remember

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1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

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Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.

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Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…

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I scored high on my drug test.

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I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!

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When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.

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I would agree with you if you were right

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
– W.C. Fields

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Dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe

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Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

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The future just ain’t what it used to be.

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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.

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True skill comes without effort.

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