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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke

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Early to bed, early to rise, keeps a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

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Sleep + Music = 2 ways to escape everything.

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Last night I had a dream I ate a big marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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I ain’t sleeping I’m just looking into my eyelids.

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The whole world is great! That is …until you wake up.

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The best of sleeping , is on a rainy day…with no work tomorrow!

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Sleeping rocks.

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A sleepless night is as long as a year.

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We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
– William Hazlitt

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Sleep: What happens when you lose interest.

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I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
– Rita Rudner

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Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
– Philip K. Dick

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Early to bed early to rise makes a man loose his mind!

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Dear mind, please stop thinking so much at night, I need to sleep.

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Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
– Steven Wright

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The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.
– E. Joseph Cossman

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Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.
– English Proverb

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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
– Joan Klempner

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We spend a third of our life sleeping, that means a third dreaming, that means a third living!

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