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  • 41. Saga Bin Kamil wrote on 22 September, 2010
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    I hate cigarettes and thank God I did quit! When I smoked I said..
    “I always say NO to cigarettes.. but cigarettes don’t speak English”
    So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language

  • 42. lex wrote on 4 November, 2010
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    Smoke or not, you die anyway.

  • 43. blake wrote on 18 November, 2010
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    It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

  • 44. Abdul Ahad wrote on 22 December, 2010
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    Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…!!

  • 45. Muhammad Ashfaq wrote on 8 February, 2011
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    If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

  • 46. phead41 wrote on 14 February, 2011
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    My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.

  • 47. jem luz wrote on 23 May, 2011
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    Good smoker is a good kisser:)

  • 48. Smokaboi wrote on 24 May, 2011
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    Smokers are the kindest people ever… untill they have no smokes…

  • 49. Asim wrote on 31 May, 2011
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    Smoking reduces weight………one lung at a time!

  • 50. sridhar wrote on 10 June, 2011
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    A great chain smoker has only three wishes

    1.Smoking,
    2.Smoking, and
    3.Smoking

  • 51. A wrote on 16 June, 2011
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    Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.

    I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

  • 52. shaun wrote on 25 July, 2011
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    Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

  • 53. Anupam choudhary wrote on 30 July, 2011
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    I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

  • 54. Karen wrote on 14 September, 2011
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    You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

  • 55. Bwright wrote on 16 September, 2011
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    The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

  • 56. Bwright wrote on 16 September, 2011
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    Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?

  • 57. burke wrote on 25 September, 2011
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    The best way to quit is to never start.

  • 58. Greed wrote on 6 October, 2011
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    Smoking kills… but lucky for me, I like a challenge.

  • 59. anonymous wrote on 10 October, 2011
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    Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEMSELVES again.

  • 60. Pritchard wrote on 28 October, 2011
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    I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

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