Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.

Submitted by: Jessy
11

The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.

Submitted by: mangzi
20

If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

Submitted by: BHAVINI
8

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor with pay.

Submitted by: Alex Gomez
9

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil
28

I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.

Submitted by: pankaj
8

Today is my opportunity to gain back control from an addiction that has and continues to win over millions. But it won’t beat me. I’m no athlete or superstar. I’m just a country girl with more will power and determination than anyone you’ll ever meet. Today’s my day. When’s yours?

Submitted by: Jenny
16

I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

Submitted by: Pritchard
8

Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEMSELVES again.

Submitted by: anonymous
28

Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.

Submitted by: Greed
8

The best way to quit is to never start.

Submitted by: burke
12

Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?

Submitted by: Bwright
21

The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

Submitted by: Bwright
28

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen
31

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

Submitted by: Anupam choudhary
24

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

Submitted by: shaun
50

Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

Submitted by: A
31

A great chain smoker has only three wishes
1.Smoking,
2.Smoking, and
3.Smoking

Submitted by: sridhar
24

Smoking reduces weight……one lung at a time!

Submitted by: Asim
31

Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…

Submitted by: Smokaboi
71

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Submitted by: jem luz
39

My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.

Submitted by: phead41
32

If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

Submitted by: Muhammad Ashfaq
23

Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…!!

Submitted by: Abdul Ahad
43

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

Submitted by: blake

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