Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.
The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.
If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.
A cigarette a day keeps the doctor with pay.
Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.
I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.
Today is my opportunity to gain back control from an addiction that has and continues to win over millions. But it won’t beat me. I’m no athlete or superstar. I’m just a country girl with more will power and determination than anyone you’ll ever meet. Today’s my day. When’s yours?
I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.
Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEMSELVES again.
Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.
The best way to quit is to never start.
Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?
The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.
You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.
I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.
Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.
Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…
A great chain smoker has only three wishes
Smoking reduces weight……one lung at a time!
Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…
Good smoker is a good kisser:)
My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.
If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.
Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…!!
It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.