Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Gerard Way
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Irish Proverb
My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.
If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
- Douglas Adams
Cancer cures smoking.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
- Arturo Toscanini
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…
Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.
I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
- Bill Hicks
To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.