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Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

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Cancer cures smoking.

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Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

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I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

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If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Mark Twain

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To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!

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Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

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It ruins your life,
Her life,
And their lives.

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I love to be in fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.

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Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

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When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend

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Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

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Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it

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Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!!

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If you can’t stop smoking, cancer will.

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Long life or cigarettes? You choose.

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I have been smoking for 22 years. I am in my late 30’s to early 40’s. I took me 7 years to quit.
This is how I did it with no special expensive surgery or products. You can use this way and quit in 6 months or a month or a year, anyway you like.
I had a plan.
1. 7 years ago I stopped the habit of smoking the moment I woke up. I waited at least 4 hours then I smoked. (this helped create a dislike to smoke in the morning) and yes I had coffee still.
2. 5 Years ago I refused to smoke in my home. (this helped a lot kick the craving when I am home) If I wanted to smoke I went out side,.as time when on the days I was home all day I only smoked no more than 5 cigarettes the whole day.
Now I have been parking my car farther to walk to work and home. This helped pissing me off because I was huffing and puffing on the way.
3. I woke up on thanksgiving day 2 months ago and watched my kids playing (haven’t been able to do that in a while) I work 18 hours a day 5 days a week and 9 hours 1 day a week and 1 day off a week. I went to Costco and bought a bag of wintogreen certs and 2 packs of gum. I threw away my last pack of cigarettes. I love my kids I want to stay the longest I can with them.
Every time I want a cigarette I take a certs or a gum. It works! I hang around people that smoke, it doesn’t phase me. All I need now is to lose 65 lbs. I hope this helps someone quit. I can always smoke a cigarette anytime I want. I don’t want it anymore, and neither do you. (It’s all mental.) Stop being a quitter on life and push to live, you only get one life so no matter how wrong you did in the past its never too late to start now. Avoid becoming a memory to your loved ones anytime soon.
God Bless you all.

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

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Smoking reduces weight……one lung at a time!

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