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Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

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Cancer cures smoking.

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Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

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I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

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If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Mark Twain

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To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!

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Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

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It ruins your life,
Her life,
And their lives.

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I love to be in fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.

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Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

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When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend

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Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

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Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!!

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Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it

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If you can’t stop smoking, cancer will.

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Long life or cigarettes? You choose.

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

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Smoking reduces weight……one lung at a time!

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Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.

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