Smoking Quotes and Sayings

Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.

Submitted by: Umesh kumar

Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
Groucho Marx

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.

Submitted by: Kelvin

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way


The only safer cigarette is your last one.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

No seriously, this is my last one.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly

I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.

Submitted by: Harshal SinNer

I hate cigarettes and thank God I did quit! When I smoked I said..
“I always say NO to cigarettes.. But cigarettes don’t speak English”
So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language

Submitted by: Saga Bin Kamil

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
Mark Twain

The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.

Submitted by: Jodie Rankin

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
Mark Twain

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini

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