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Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.

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These things will kill ya,
– Life will kill ya. Think this.

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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
– Groucho Marx

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Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

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Lips that smoke are really hard to kiss.

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Just pass the bong, smoking is no big deal it makes you lose weight.

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

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I smoke when I feel alone.

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Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.

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My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

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No seriously, this is my last one.

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Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.

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I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.

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The best time to stop smoking is when the cigarette arrives at the filter.

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Smoking doesn’t help even when you think it does.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
– Mark Twain

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If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
– Mark Twain

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb

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Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly

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