Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.
Smoking kills and Cars account for more than 35,000 deaths a year in the USA alone. Give up your car and both problems are solved, who wants to walk to the store for cigarettes?
Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…
I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.
I say no to cigarettes but they don’t listen.
What’s worse than a smoker with an attitude ? An enraged non- smoker!!!!
To clear up all the confusion, you shouldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.
The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.
Smoking is an expensive way to kill yourself…
I know of a woman that was a smoker, she got brain cancer and she could barely speak well enough to say, Don’t ever smoke. How sad :(
My grandpa got alzheimer’s disease from smoking ( which ultimately lead to his death :(
I had a aunt that worked at a restaurant for several years, she was constantly breathing in cigarette smoke, then at the age of 37 she died from cancer. Leaving behind a husband and 4 young children. If you think smoking is a joke ask my cousins how they liked growing up without their mom, not as funny as you think.
I could tell you more stories but I won’t take your time.
I realize smoking is an addiction, please get the help you need before it’s to late.
May you win the battle for your life.
My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.
If you are going to try the cigarette once in your life then please think about it again because cigarette will try rest of your life.
Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.
A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!
Someone dies from smoking,
Someone dies from a heart attack,
What’s the difference both are dead.
I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..
The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.
Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.
A great chain smoker has only three wishes
Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…
I can’t think of cooler ways to die.
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
Good smoker is a good kisser. :)
Rehab is for quitters!
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.
Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.
Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.
Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.
I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!
You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.
Good smoker is a good kisser:)
If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.
Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.
I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.