Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

51

Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz
64

The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.

Submitted by: Jodie Rankin
90

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon
47

Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it

Submitted by: alex343
74

“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

Submitted by: sandy
110

Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar
115

When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend

Submitted by: Lila
124

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes
94

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR
72

Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.

Submitted by: The One
123

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes
70

One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish
160

Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

Submitted by: greig
268

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo
119

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel
174

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c
215

I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!

Submitted by: Stelle
12

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

19

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
Mark Twain

10

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way

5

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams

10

It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain

9

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb

11

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
Mark Twain

7

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
– Fletcher Knebel


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