Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it
“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”
Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend
Rehab is for quitters!
Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.
Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…
One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.
Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.
When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.
Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!
My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
– Mark Twain
To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
– Mark Twain
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way