Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it
“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”
Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend
Rehab is for quitters!
Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.
Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…
One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.
Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.
When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.
Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini
My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
– Mark Twain