Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it
“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”
Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend
Rehab is for quitters!
Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.
Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…
One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.
Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.
When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.
Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!
To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
– Mark Twain
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
– Gerard Way
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams
It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Mark Twain
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb