Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz
63

The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.

Submitted by: Jodie Rankin
89

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon
46

Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it

Submitted by: alex343
73

“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

Submitted by: sandy
109

Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar
114

When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend

Submitted by: Lila
123

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes
93

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR
71

Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.

Submitted by: The One
122

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes
69

One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish
159

Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

Submitted by: greig
267

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo
118

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel
173

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c
214

I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!

Submitted by: Stelle
9

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly

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I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks

7

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

8

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

13

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini

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My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

11

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain


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