Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.

Submitted by: Jodie Rankin
86

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon
45

Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it

Submitted by: alex343
72

“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

Submitted by: sandy
106

Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar
113

When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
- Bob Marley… A true legend

Submitted by: Lila
120

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes
92

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR
71

Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.

Submitted by: The One
118

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes
68

One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish
157

Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

Submitted by: greig
264

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo
117

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel
171

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c
213

I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!

Submitted by: Stelle
9

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

10

The only safer cigarette is your last one.

7

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland

10

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

9

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
- Barbara Kelly

6

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
- Bill Hicks

6

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

8

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

13

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
- Arturo Toscanini


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