Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.

Submitted by: phead41
32

I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.

Submitted by: pankaj
107

A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!

Submitted by: MarkThe Smoker
44

I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..

Submitted by: SUNIL ... BORN TO WiN...
63

The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.

Submitted by: Mohsin Ali
20

I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

Submitted by: Pritchard
38

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Submitted by: Vikrant
27

The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

Submitted by: Bwright
40

Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

Submitted by: Himanshu Chaddha
36

Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.

Submitted by: Greed
37

Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

Submitted by: fishstick
53

Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

Submitted by: A
89

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon
36

A great chain smoker has only three wishes
1.Smoking,
2.Smoking, and
3.Smoking

Submitted by: sridhar
59

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

Submitted by: bella
123

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes
26

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

Submitted by: shaun
267

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo
172

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c
250

Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

Submitted by: Robert
32

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen
64

Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

Submitted by: Bob Jones
73

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Submitted by: Emfa Seema
25

If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

Submitted by: BHAVINI
80

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Submitted by: jem luz
96

Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

Submitted by: VIRAJ
38

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

Submitted by: Anupam choudhary

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