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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain

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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
– Barbara Kelly

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I say no to cigarettes but they don’t listen.

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Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

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The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.

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I hate cigarettes and thank God I did quit! When I smoked I said..
“I always say NO to cigarettes.. But cigarettes don’t speak English”
So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language

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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini

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The only safer cigarette is your last one.

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I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!

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Smoke or not, you die anyway.

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Good smoker is a good kisser:)

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Not every person who smoke is bad person, not every person who goes to temple is a good person.

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To clear up all the confusion, you shouldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.

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A cigarette a day keeps the doctor with pay.

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I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.

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One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.

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If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.

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Every year thousands of people quit smoking just because they die.

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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
– Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams

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