Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.
Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.
Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.
Today is my opportunity to gain back control from an addiction that has and continues to win over millions. But it won’t beat me. I’m no athlete or superstar. I’m just a country girl with more will power and determination than anyone you’ll ever meet. Today’s my day. When’s yours?
Someone dies from smoking,
Someone dies from a heart attack,
What’s the difference both are dead.
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
- Groucho Marx
One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.
Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?
The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.
Smoke or not, you die anyway.
I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!
I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.
If you’re thinking about smoking think again.
Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D
“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”
I say no to cigarettes but they don’t listen.
Smoking is an expenditure beyond your need.
Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…
To clear up all the confusion, you shouldn’t quit good things like rehab, and you should quit bad things like smoking.
The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.