Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.
I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.
A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!
I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..
The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.
I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.
Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D
Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.
Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.
Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
A great chain smoker has only three wishes
I can’t think of cooler ways to die.
Rehab is for quitters!
Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.
When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.
You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.
Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.
I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!
If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.
Good smoker is a good kisser:)
Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.
I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.