Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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113

When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
- Bob Marley… A true legend

Submitted by: Lila
118

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes
89

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR
70

Read a article now the other day that said smoking is bad for you …
This upset me so much that I decided never to read again.

Submitted by: The One
117

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes
68

One cigarette can mean the difference between pacifism and mass homicide.

Submitted by: CrankyGoldfish
155

Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

Submitted by: greig
263

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo
117

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel
168

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c
211

I told myself I would quit, then I remembered what my grandmother told me I am NO QUITTER!!!

Submitted by: Stelle
4

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland

9

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

9

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
- Barbara Kelly

4

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
- Bill Hicks

5

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

5

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

11

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
- Arturo Toscanini

10

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

10

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.


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