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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
– Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…!!

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Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.

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The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.

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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.
– Mark Twain

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Today is my opportunity to gain back control from an addiction that has and continues to win over millions. But it won’t beat me. I’m no athlete or superstar. I’m just a country girl with more will power and determination than anyone you’ll ever meet. Today’s my day. When’s yours?

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Smoking is an expenditure beyond your need.

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Smoking kills germs of our teeth. And I’m gonna fight these germs. Are you ready?

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To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

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You might be a firefighter if you’ve ever smoked and there wasn’t a cigarette in sight.

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Quitting smoking has nothing to do with nicotine withdrawal but everything to do with our minds.

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I just don’t want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.
– Max Cannon

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Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEMSELVES again.

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
– Fletcher Knebel

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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

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The threat of nicotine withdrawal is like having a cat on your doorstep but in your mind, you interpret it like a tiger.

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Smoking might kill time, sooner than you would want.

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Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

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Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

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