Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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A great chain smoker has only three wishes
1.Smoking,
2.Smoking, and
3.Smoking

Submitted by: sridhar
54

Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

Submitted by: Himanshu Chaddha
55

Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

Submitted by: A
90

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon
61

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

Submitted by: bella
124

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes
268

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo
29

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

Submitted by: shaun
174

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c
256

Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

Submitted by: Robert
35

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen
82

Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

Submitted by: Bob Jones
27

If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

Submitted by: BHAVINI
78

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Submitted by: Emfa Seema
87

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Submitted by: jem luz
99

Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

Submitted by: VIRAJ
42

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

Submitted by: Anupam choudhary

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