Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

Submitted by: Himanshu Chaddha
37

A great chain smoker has only three wishes
1.Smoking,
2.Smoking, and
3.Smoking

Submitted by: sridhar
54

Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

Submitted by: A
89

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon
59

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

Submitted by: bella
123

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes
28

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

Submitted by: shaun
267

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo
173

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c
76

Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

Submitted by: Bob Jones
253

Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

Submitted by: Robert
33

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen
74

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Submitted by: Emfa Seema
26

If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

Submitted by: BHAVINI
97

Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

Submitted by: VIRAJ
85

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Submitted by: jem luz
41

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

Submitted by: Anupam choudhary

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