Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5


The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

Submitted by: Bwright

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

Submitted by: bella

A great chain smoker has only three wishes
2.Smoking, and

Submitted by: sridhar

Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

Submitted by: A

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes

When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.

Submitted by: Suljo

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c

Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

Submitted by: Bob Jones

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

Submitted by: shaun

Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

Submitted by: Robert

If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

Submitted by: BHAVINI

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Submitted by: jem luz

Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.

Submitted by: VIRAJ

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Submitted by: Emfa Seema

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

Submitted by: Anupam choudhary

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