Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
A great chain smoker has only three wishes
Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D
Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
I can’t think of cooler ways to die.
Rehab is for quitters!
When you smoke, you’re paying to kill yourself.
If you want to die from smoking..it’s quicker and easier just to get a gun.
Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.
You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.
Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.
If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.
I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!
Good smoker is a good kisser:)
Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.
I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.