Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.

Submitted by: Bwright

I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

Submitted by: Pritchard

Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

Submitted by: shaun

A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!

Submitted by: MarkThe Smoker

Rehab is for quitters!

Submitted by: Hobbes

I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!

Submitted by: Emfa Seema

A great chain smoker has only three wishes
1.Smoking,
2.Smoking, and
3.Smoking

Submitted by: sridhar

I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

Submitted by: tony c

The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.

Submitted by: Mohsin Ali

I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.

Submitted by: Anupam choudhary

Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…

Submitted by: Smokaboi

Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…

Submitted by: A

Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.

Submitted by: Robert

I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

Submitted by: C. Lyon

My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.

Submitted by: phead41

If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.

Submitted by: BHAVINI

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– Jean Ferris


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