Smoking Quotes and Sayings

Smoke or not, you die anyway.

Submitted by: lex

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
– Fletcher Knebel

Smoking is an expenditure beyond your need.

Submitted by: lak

To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEMSELVES again.

Submitted by: anonymous

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

Smoking is an expensive way to kill yourself…
I know of a woman that was a smoker, she got brain cancer and she could barely speak well enough to say, Don’t ever smoke. How sad :(
My grandpa got alzheimer’s disease from smoking ( which ultimately lead to his death :(
I had a aunt that worked at a restaurant for several years, she was constantly breathing in cigarette smoke, then at the age of 37 she died from cancer. Leaving behind a husband and 4 young children. If you think smoking is a joke ask my cousins how they liked growing up without their mom, not as funny as you think.
I could tell you more stories but I won’t take your time.
I realize smoking is an addiction, please get the help you need before it’s to late.
May you win the battle for your life.

Submitted by: Child of God

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks

Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.

Submitted by: Greed

“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

Submitted by: sandy

Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

Submitted by: fishstick

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

Submitted by: bella

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Submitted by: jem luz

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen

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