Smoking Quotes and Sayings

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland

Smoke or not, you die anyway.

Submitted by: lex

To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

Smoking is an expenditure beyond your need.

Submitted by: lak

Rehab is NOT for quitters… It’s for those who care enough for the ones they love, and for those who want to take CARE OF THEMSELVES again.

Submitted by: anonymous

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks

Smoking is an expensive way to kill yourself…
I know of a woman that was a smoker, she got brain cancer and she could barely speak well enough to say, Don’t ever smoke. How sad :(
My grandpa got alzheimer’s disease from smoking ( which ultimately lead to his death :(
I had a aunt that worked at a restaurant for several years, she was constantly breathing in cigarette smoke, then at the age of 37 she died from cancer. Leaving behind a husband and 4 young children. If you think smoking is a joke ask my cousins how they liked growing up without their mom, not as funny as you think.
I could tell you more stories but I won’t take your time.
I realize smoking is an addiction, please get the help you need before it’s to late.
May you win the battle for your life.

Submitted by: Child of God

“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

Submitted by: sandy

Smoking isn’t the only thing that kills. Life today, nearly everything kills. Guess I should give up life.

Submitted by: fishstick

Smoking kills… But lucky for me, I like a challenge.

Submitted by: Greed

Good smoker is a good kisser:)

Submitted by: jem luz

You say smoking kills and I say so do car crashes and serial killers.

Submitted by: Karen

I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

Submitted by: bella

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