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Non smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why I never touched one.:)
Smokers : I hate cigarettes that’s why whenever I see one, I lit it up.:D

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Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

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I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..

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I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
– Bill Hicks

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Smoking is amazing, I love it! You all who aren’t smokers should try it! It’s been the best thing of my life! Bye, gotta go to heaven.

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A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
– Russell Hoban

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If you are going to try the cigarette once in your life then please think about it again because cigarette will try rest of your life.

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Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.

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Rehab is for quitters!

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Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris

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What’s worse than a smoker with an attitude ? An enraged non- smoker!!!!

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A great chain smoker has only three wishes
1.Smoking,
2.Smoking, and
3.Smoking

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I can’t think of cooler ways to die.

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After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.
– Brad Shaw

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I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.

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“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
– Bill Hicks

“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”

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I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.

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I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter

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Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…

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Don’t hate smokers…every cigarette might be their last.

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