Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
The best way to give up smoking cigarettes is to move to San Francisco where pot is legal.
I tried to stop smoking my special cigarettes but when I went outside the graphics weren’t as good so I sparked up a spliff and the world went back to normal.
Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.
A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!
Rehab is for quitters!
I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!
A great chain smoker has only three wishes
I only smoke after meals, I’m done to 20 meals a day.
The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.
I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.
Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…
Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…
Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.
If I cannot smoke is heaven then I shall not go.
Secrets have a way of making themselves felt, even before you know there’s a secret.
– Jean Ferris