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“Friend request accepted”. Let the stalking begin.

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Posting is way more fun, when you know you’re being stalked.

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Based on psychological study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are a stalker.

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Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
– Ryan Reynolds

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There are 2 types of internet stalker. First is the person who admires you and second is the person who hates you big time.

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I’m not a “stalker”, I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.

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Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
– Jim Carrey

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Not stalking. Just watching you…always.

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If an ordinary person parks outside another ordinary person’s house for a week, it’s considered stalking. If, however, that person is considered newsworthy, it’s perfectly legal for paparazzi to do the same thing.
– Vince Vaughn

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It’s not a joke. It’s not romantic. It’s not ok. Stop stalking. It’s a crime.

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It’s not stalking if you don’t follow them home, right?
– Laini Taylor

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It’s not stalking if you’re in love, right?

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Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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If the person is ugly, you call them a stalker.
If the person is good looking, you call them a secret admirer.

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Stalker: A full-time online private investigator who perform their duty at no cost.

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“Stalking” is such a strong word I prefer “Intense Research of an individual”.

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Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…

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There’s a fine line between love and stalking.

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You call it stalking, I call it love.

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Don’t be calling people stalkers if you’re putting your business all out in social media. I’m not stalking you, I’m just browsing.

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