Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

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Submitted by: Alainah
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A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid”

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Submitted by: NANA
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Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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Submitted by: lauren:)
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You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

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Submitted by: Kayla
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright

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Submitted by: Kacey
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Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?

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Submitted by: Joe Momma
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

Submitted by: Kacey
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If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

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Submitted by: Mr.Stickman
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I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

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Submitted by: Kittypong
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My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

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Submitted by: Ryan J
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The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

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Submitted by: pete wu
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Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

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Submitted by: dominic
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I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

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Submitted by: Kacey
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Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

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Submitted by: diff
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I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

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Submitted by: Billy Bob Jo Cracker
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