Stupid Quotes & Sayings
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
It is what it is or is it?
Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.
The day is brighter than the night.
You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush
I think we agree, the past is over.
- George W. Bush