Stupid Quotes & Sayings
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
- Victor Hugo
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
- Laurell K. Hamilton
Life is tough but its tougher when you’re stupid.
- John Wayne
We made too many wrong mistakes.
- Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot just by watching.
- Yogi Berra
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
It is what it is or is it?
The day is brighter than the night.
You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
- George W. Bush
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush
I think we agree, the past is over.
- George W. Bush