Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.

Submitted by: Obama

Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.

Submitted by: Mike

If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

Submitted by: Mike

You are so stupid you carried a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep.

Submitted by: V. Zisengwe

One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking

When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot.
Alan Robert Neal

The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You can be sincere and still be stupid.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

What is the only flaw of being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.

Submitted by: Aleem Dk

Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments I question the intelligence of the human race.

Submitted by: menchie64
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Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
Laurell K. Hamilton

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn’t the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn’t of thought so much.

Submitted by: Eoghan

So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.

Submitted by: Jennifer

Jesus cured all diseases. Except stupidity.

Submitted by: oom blanco

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