Stupid Quotes & Sayings

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What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan
11

Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.

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How do you get youtube to film you?

Submitted by: Osama bin Laden
11

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu
20

Have you ever wondered why jolly ranchers are so hard.

Submitted by: Sara Dodd
13

You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

Submitted by: Javier
10

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover
7

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy
5

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
11

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Submitted by: APerson
6

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John
13

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
8

It is what it is or is it?

Submitted by: faith
8

Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.

Submitted by: isis smith
6

The day is brighter than the night.

Submitted by: dennis chrinskey
6

You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.

Submitted by: Ahmed
8

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
- George W. Bush

6

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush

3

I think we agree, the past is over.
- George W. Bush

9

My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
- George W. Bush

7

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush

1

I think war is a dangerous place.
- George W. Bush

5

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
11

Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!

Submitted by: Zach
6

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL

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