Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Steven Wright
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin
You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it