Stupid Quotes & Sayings

65

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

Submitted by: Alainah
63

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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Submitted by: lauren:)
13

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

70

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

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Submitted by: Joe Momma
74

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright
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Submitted by: Kacey
27

You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

Submitted by: acer
134

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA
70

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Submitted by: Kacey
5

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Bill Maher

30

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB
15

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97
85

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Submitted by: pete wu
98

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

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Submitted by: Kittypong
18

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa
104

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: Ryan J
146

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla
50

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Submitted by: Kacey
8

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison
24

Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

Submitted by: BLRouse
65

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Submitted by: Kacey
23

I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

Submitted by: BLRouse
55

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve
31

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

Submitted by: she
151

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

Submitted by: Mr.Stickman
74

I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

Submitted by: Billy Bob Jo Cracker

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