Stupid Quotes & Sayings

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

Submitted by: Alainah
62

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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Submitted by: lauren:)
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin

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Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

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Submitted by: Joe Momma
74

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Steven Wright
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Submitted by: Kacey
27

You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

Submitted by: acer
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher

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A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA
69

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Submitted by: Kacey
28

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB
15

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97
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The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Submitted by: pete wu
97

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

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Submitted by: Kittypong
103

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: Ryan J
18

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa
145

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla
49

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Submitted by: Kacey
24

Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

Submitted by: BLRouse
8

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison
64

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Submitted by: Kacey
54

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve
23

I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

Submitted by: BLRouse
31

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

Submitted by: she
151

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

Submitted by: Mr.Stickman
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I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

Submitted by: Billy Bob Jo Cracker

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