Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin
Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Steven Wright
You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I think war is a dangerous place.
- George W. Bush
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Steven Wright
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Hurry up and take your time.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.