Stupid Quotes and Sayings
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Being stupid is its own reward
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
I don’t think anyone should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
You can’t just let nature run wild.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
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calling sumone stupid doesnt make u any smarter
is it wrong to hide your stupidity from loved ones?
boys are like lights you flick their switch and they turn on!
I want to be the only one he thinks about
The only one he cant live without
The one who who drives you crazy
The one you look at and tell your boys
She’s my baby
The thoughts of a fool amount to nothing, no matter how piled high.
while friends ask for food …
Best Friends Raid The Fridge
Your friend will help keep you out of jail, your best friend would be in the cell crackin up with you wanting to do it again
Stupidity is a trait each of us has. Some are just left undiscovered.?
I am cool.. with a K I like pandas with a P
Being outside in the rain===causes one to get wet!
Once was a man named Adolf, Chewed his nose and big toe off! So he sewed his nose, where his big toe once growed, Now when he sneezes, He blows his shoe off!
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
life is not worth living if you dont have chocolate
LANE RYANT RULES !MOTHER! ARE YOU SAYING I’M FAT?
SLY LIKE A FOX HUNG LIKE A KANGAROO
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
When someone turns his back on you.. you have bad breath.
Stupidity is more than just a state of mind….its also a fruitcake!
Second is the first loser.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
All guys hate the words DONT and STOP unless their put together.
its only funny until someone gets hurt.
….. Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
if guys are so tough why do they break down when girls dump them!
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
i refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”
ALBERT EINSTEIN