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  • 21. Michael wrote on 20 January, 2008, 12:18
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    You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

  • 22. Blonde wrote on 27 January, 2008, 23:46
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    “m Knot a blonde, Im Knot, Im Knot, Im Knot!”

  • 23. Sidney wrote on 29 January, 2008, 3:58
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    Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes………..just be an illusion!!

  • 24. im a llama wrote on 31 January, 2008, 14:43
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    Fruitcakes are the only thing that are always on the move.

  • 25. Sash wrote on 3 February, 2008, 6:42
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    I thought I losing it….. But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

  • 26. Ryan J wrote on 11 February, 2008, 19:01
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    My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

  • 27. ?? wrote on 12 February, 2008, 2:11
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    operator, i need the number to 911 !!!!!! oh thats right im soo good

  • 28. KATIE wrote on 17 February, 2008, 18:31
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    *a drunken mans words, are a sober mans thoughts*
    *your nobody until your talked about*

  • 29. Mr.Stickman wrote on 26 February, 2008, 21:21
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    If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

  • 30. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:38
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    You laugh because imm different,i laugh because i just farted..

  • 31. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:39
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    Put your seatbelt on guys, i wanna try something.

  • 32. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:39
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    think smarter, not harder=]

  • 33. Paige wrote on 10 March, 2008, 16:00
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    If someone asks “Do i look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

  • 34. katie wrote on 14 March, 2008, 1:13
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    A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

  • 35. this is what i wrote on 21 March, 2008, 4:26
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    its not easy to argue with yourself…

    YES IT IS

    No its not!

    SHUT UP!

    make me stupid…..

    im done>

    NOW MY TURN

    when life gives you lemons make lemonade.

    WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
    i wanted a freakin cookie!

  • 36. you rock my sox wrote on 30 March, 2008, 3:31
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    “when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

  • 37. you rock my sox wrote on 30 March, 2008, 3:34
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    you arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!

  • 38. Carolina wrote on 30 March, 2008, 9:58
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    You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

  • 39. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:15
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    I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

  • 40. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:17
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    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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