Stupid Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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132 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

• 21. KATIE wrote on 17 February, 2008, 18:31

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  *a drunken mans words, are a sober mans thoughts*
  *your nobody until your talked about*
• 22. Mr.Stickman wrote on 26 February, 2008, 21:21

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  If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back!
• 23. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:38

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  You laugh because imm different,i laugh because i just farted..
• 24. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:39

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  Put your seatbelt on guys, i wanna try something.
• 25. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:39

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  think smarter, not harder=]
• 26. Paige wrote on 10 March, 2008, 16:00

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  If someone asks “Do i look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
• 27. katie wrote on 14 March, 2008, 1:13

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  A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.
• 28. this is what i wrote on 21 March, 2008, 4:26

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  its not easy to argue with yourself…

  YES IT IS

  No its not!

  SHUT UP!

  make me stupid…..

  im done>

  NOW MY TURN

  when life gives you lemons make lemonade.

  WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
  i wanted a freakin cookie!
• 29. you rock my sox wrote on 30 March, 2008, 3:31

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  “when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
• 30. you rock my sox wrote on 30 March, 2008, 3:34

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  you arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
• 31. Carolina wrote on 30 March, 2008, 9:58

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  You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
• 32. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:15

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  I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
• 33. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:17

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  I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• 34. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:19

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  I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
• 35. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:19

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  Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
• 36. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:21

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  I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.
• 37. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:21

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  I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
• 38. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:22

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  I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.
• 39. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:23

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  Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
• 40. Kacey wrote on 4 April, 2008, 20:49

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  Half the people you know are below average.