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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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132 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

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  • 21. KATIE wrote on 17 February, 2008, 18:31
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    *a drunken mans words, are a sober mans thoughts*
    *your nobody until your talked about*

  • 22. Mr.Stickman wrote on 26 February, 2008, 21:21
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    If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

  • 23. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:38
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    You laugh because imm different,i laugh because i just farted..

  • 24. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:39
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    Put your seatbelt on guys, i wanna try something.

  • 25. Danielle Urrabazo wrote on 6 March, 2008, 2:39
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    think smarter, not harder=]

  • 26. Paige wrote on 10 March, 2008, 16:00
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    If someone asks “Do i look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

  • 27. katie wrote on 14 March, 2008, 1:13
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    A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

  • 28. this is what i wrote on 21 March, 2008, 4:26
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    its not easy to argue with yourself…

    YES IT IS

    No its not!

    SHUT UP!

    make me stupid…..

    im done>

    NOW MY TURN

    when life gives you lemons make lemonade.

    WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
    i wanted a freakin cookie!

  • 29. you rock my sox wrote on 30 March, 2008, 3:31
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    “when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

  • 30. you rock my sox wrote on 30 March, 2008, 3:34
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    you arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!

  • 31. Carolina wrote on 30 March, 2008, 9:58
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    You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

  • 32. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:15
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    I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

  • 33. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:17
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    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

  • 34. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:19
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    I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

  • 35. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:19
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    Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

  • 36. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:21
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    I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.

  • 37. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:21
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    I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

  • 38. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:22
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    I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.

  • 39. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:23
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    Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

  • 40. Kacey wrote on 4 April, 2008, 20:49
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    Half the people you know are below average.

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