You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
“m Knot a blonde, Im Knot, Im Knot, Im Knot!”
Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes………..just be an illusion!!
Fruitcakes are the only thing that are always on the move.
I thought I losing it….. But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
operator, i need the number to 911 !!!!!! oh thats right im soo good
*a drunken mans words, are a sober mans thoughts* *your nobody until your talked about*
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back!
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because i just farted..
Put your seatbelt on guys, i wanna try something.
think smarter, not harder=]
If someone asks “Do i look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.
its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…..
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE! i wanted a freakin cookie!
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
you arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
“m Knot a blonde, Im Knot, Im Knot, Im Knot!”
Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes………..just be an illusion!!
Fruitcakes are the only thing that are always on the move.
I thought I losing it….. But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
operator, i need the number to 911 !!!!!! oh thats right im soo good
*a drunken mans words, are a sober mans thoughts*
*your nobody until your talked about*
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back!
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because i just farted..
Put your seatbelt on guys, i wanna try something.
think smarter, not harder=]
If someone asks “Do i look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.
its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…..
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
you arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.