Stupid Quotes and Sayings
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Being stupid is its own reward
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
I don’t think anyone should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
You can’t just let nature run wild.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
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Pigs, they tend to wiggle when they walk
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
“m Knot a blonde, Im Knot, Im Knot, Im Knot!”
Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes………..just be an illusion!!
Fruitcakes are the only thing that are always on the move.
if you whistle at a blonde and she whistles back, get a hamburger
I thought I losing it….. But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
operator, i need the number to 911 !!!!!! oh thats right im soo good
K-A-T… im sorry billie thats worng. hehe i know. cat has two t’s.
=D
*a drunken mans words, are a sober mans thoughts*
*your nobody until your talked about*
theres this girl that i like who is similar to an old antique lamp, great to look at, but nowhere near as bright as it was supposed to be.
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back!
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because i just farted..
Put your seatbelt on guys, i wanna try something.
think smarter, not harder=]
If someone asks “Do i look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.
its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…..
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
Two things are infinite in this world-Universe and Stupidity and I’m not so sure about Universe.
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
you arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.