Stupid Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

132 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

• 41. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:19

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  I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
• 42. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:19

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  Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
• 43. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:21

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  I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.
• 44. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:21

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  I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
• 45. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:22

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  I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.
• 46. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:23

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  Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
• 47. Kacey wrote on 4 April, 2008, 20:49

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  Half the people you know are below average.
• 48. Kittypong wrote on 6 April, 2008, 20:34

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  I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
• 49. alina wrote on 11 April, 2008, 13:54

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  Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…..
• 50. kelly wrote on 20 April, 2008, 14:38

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  God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
• 51. Wisa wrote on 11 June, 2008, 19:48

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  One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
• 52. Tayler wrote on 14 June, 2008, 19:34

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  If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
• 53. Alainah wrote on 15 July, 2008, 17:09

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  I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me.
• 54. Alice wrote on 25 July, 2008, 7:42

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  I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
• 55. pete wu wrote on 15 August, 2008, 19:24

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  “The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.”
• 56. some guy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 9:55

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  You can lie to me,
  You can lie to the court,
  hell…. You can even lie in front of my car!
• 57. sAaHiL wrote on 8 September, 2008, 19:58

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  love is an irresistable desire, to be irresitably desired
• 58. lauren:) wrote on 14 October, 2008, 23:22

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  Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
• 59. Teah monique wrote on 16 October, 2008, 13:28

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  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so i had to see a dentist instead.
• 60. KayKay wrote on 30 October, 2008, 0:03

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  Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look