Stupid Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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132 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

• 41. Kittypong wrote on 6 April, 2008, 20:34

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  I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
• 42. alina wrote on 11 April, 2008, 13:54

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  Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…..
• 43. kelly wrote on 20 April, 2008, 14:38

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  God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
• 44. Wisa wrote on 11 June, 2008, 19:48

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  One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
• 45. Tayler wrote on 14 June, 2008, 19:34

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  If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
• 46. Alainah wrote on 15 July, 2008, 17:09

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  I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me.
• 47. Alice wrote on 25 July, 2008, 7:42

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  I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
• 48. pete wu wrote on 15 August, 2008, 19:24

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  “The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.”
• 49. some guy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 9:55

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  You can lie to me,
  You can lie to the court,
  hell…. You can even lie in front of my car!
• 50. sAaHiL wrote on 8 September, 2008, 19:58

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  love is an irresistable desire, to be irresitably desired
• 51. lauren:) wrote on 14 October, 2008, 23:22

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  Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
• 52. Teah monique wrote on 16 October, 2008, 13:28

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  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so i had to see a dentist instead.
• 53. KayKay wrote on 30 October, 2008, 0:03

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  Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look
• 54. f0sh0 homie wrote on 20 November, 2008, 4:12

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  Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
• 55. Gaby wrote on 8 December, 2008, 6:31

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  OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
• 56. tisma wrote on 14 December, 2008, 20:41

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  Stupidity is the language of all guys
• 57. MEV wrote on 22 December, 2008, 21:37

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  I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…

  I wonder..
• 58. Billy Bob Jo Cracker wrote on 9 January, 2009, 22:03

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  I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
• 59. chloe wrote on 12 January, 2009, 1:59

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  There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
• 60. KilerMachine wrote on 17 January, 2009, 8:30

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  Most stupid,
  whoever is reading this….