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  • 41. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:19
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    I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

  • 42. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:19
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    Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

  • 43. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:21
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    I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.

  • 44. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:21
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    I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

  • 45. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:22
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    I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.

  • 46. Kacey wrote on 3 April, 2008, 23:23
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    Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

  • 47. Kacey wrote on 4 April, 2008, 20:49
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    Half the people you know are below average.

  • 48. Kittypong wrote on 6 April, 2008, 20:34
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    I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

  • 49. alina wrote on 11 April, 2008, 13:54
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    Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…..

  • 50. kelly wrote on 20 April, 2008, 14:38
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    God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

  • 51. Wisa wrote on 11 June, 2008, 19:48
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    One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

  • 52. Tayler wrote on 14 June, 2008, 19:34
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    If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

  • 53. Alainah wrote on 15 July, 2008, 17:09
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    I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me.

  • 54. Alice wrote on 25 July, 2008, 7:42
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    I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

  • 55. pete wu wrote on 15 August, 2008, 19:24
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    “The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.”

  • 56. some guy wrote on 5 September, 2008, 9:55
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    You can lie to me,
    You can lie to the court,
    hell…. You can even lie in front of my car!

  • 57. sAaHiL wrote on 8 September, 2008, 19:58
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    love is an irresistable desire, to be irresitably desired

  • 58. lauren:) wrote on 14 October, 2008, 23:22
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    Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

  • 59. Teah monique wrote on 16 October, 2008, 13:28
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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so i had to see a dentist instead.

  • 60. KayKay wrote on 30 October, 2008, 0:03
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    Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

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