Stupid Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

124 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

• 81. Chris wrote on 5 March, 2009, 14:04

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  Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
• 82. StuPiDiTy-StaR wrote on 10 March, 2009, 1:52

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  -Boy : “Me + You =1″
  -Stupid Girl : “Do U Mean I Am 0″
• 83. anonymous wrote on 20 March, 2009, 6:17

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  I once thought I was wrong, but i was mistaken.
• 84. The Black Widow wrote on 26 March, 2009, 21:02

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  Stupidity is a state of mind.
• 85. missygal wrote on 31 March, 2009, 21:03

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  -Everything is the same… only different.

  -Smell the color nine.

  -Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!

  -Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
• 86. Joe Momma wrote on 6 April, 2009, 15:46

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  Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?
• 87. SFFE wrote on 11 April, 2009, 0:34

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  common sense isn’t very common.

  Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…..
• 88. omgvolleyfreakXD wrote on 13 April, 2009, 20:10

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  ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
• 89. blondie! wrote on 14 April, 2009, 1:20

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  okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
• 90. BlueGinger wrote on 26 April, 2009, 12:15

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  “When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
  Then ask, what else have you got? “
• 91. She Who Shall Not Be Named wrote on 14 May, 2009, 16:42

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  What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
  Uh, I donno… Black?
• 92. willbot89 wrote on 14 May, 2009, 18:44

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  if i used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why i mask it with stupidity!!
• 93. Holly wrote on 20 May, 2009, 4:24

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  When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
• 94. The Keith wrote on 21 May, 2009, 2:57

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  Sometimes i think I’m smart..but most of the time i don’t think.
• 95. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:31

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  “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
• 96. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:36

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  “Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”
• 97. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:39

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  we cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. we might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
• 98. Vector Baccam wrote on 22 May, 2009, 19:24

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  You calling me stupid? Look who’s talking…
• 99. Tabby wrote on 8 June, 2009, 21:49

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  I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
• 100. Elli wrote on 16 June, 2009, 7:17

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  You’re playing stupid again..
  Looks like you’re winning too.