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  • 81. Chris wrote on 5 March, 2009, 14:04
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    Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

  • 82. StuPiDiTy-StaR wrote on 10 March, 2009, 1:52
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    -Boy : “Me + You =1″
    -Stupid Girl : “Do U Mean I Am 0″

  • 83. anonymous wrote on 20 March, 2009, 6:17
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    I once thought I was wrong, but i was mistaken.

  • 84. The Black Widow wrote on 26 March, 2009, 21:02
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    Stupidity is a state of mind.

  • 85. missygal wrote on 31 March, 2009, 21:03
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    -Everything is the same… only different.

    -Smell the color nine.

    -Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!

    -Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

  • 86. Joe Momma wrote on 6 April, 2009, 15:46
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    Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

  • 87. SFFE wrote on 11 April, 2009, 0:34
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    common sense isn’t very common.

    Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…..

  • 88. omgvolleyfreakXD wrote on 13 April, 2009, 20:10
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    ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

  • 89. blondie! wrote on 14 April, 2009, 1:20
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    okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

  • 90. BlueGinger wrote on 26 April, 2009, 12:15
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    “When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
    Then ask, what else have you got? “

  • 91. She Who Shall Not Be Named wrote on 14 May, 2009, 16:42
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    What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
    Uh, I donno… Black?

  • 92. willbot89 wrote on 14 May, 2009, 18:44
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    if i used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why i mask it with stupidity!!

  • 93. Holly wrote on 20 May, 2009, 4:24
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    When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

  • 94. The Keith wrote on 21 May, 2009, 2:57
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    Sometimes i think I’m smart..but most of the time i don’t think.

  • 95. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:31
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    “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

  • 96. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:36
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    “Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

  • 97. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:39
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    we cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. we might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

  • 98. Vector Baccam wrote on 22 May, 2009, 19:24
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    You calling me stupid? Look who’s talking…

  • 99. Tabby wrote on 8 June, 2009, 21:49
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    I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

  • 100. Elli wrote on 16 June, 2009, 7:17
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    You’re playing stupid again..
    Looks like you’re winning too.

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