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  • 81. The Keith wrote on 21 May, 2009
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    Sometimes i think I’m smart..but most of the time i don’t think.

  • 82. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009
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    “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

  • 83. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009
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    “Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

  • 84. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009
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    we cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. we might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

  • 85. Vector Baccam wrote on 22 May, 2009
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    You calling me stupid? Look who’s talking…

  • 86. Tabby wrote on 8 June, 2009
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    I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

  • 87. Elli wrote on 16 June, 2009
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    You’re playing stupid again..
    Looks like you’re winning too.

  • 88. Ellen rox with sox wrote on 25 June, 2009
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    If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life…… as soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again

  • 89. Licia wrote on 29 June, 2009
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    A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

  • 90. flub wrote on 3 July, 2009
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    “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
    - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

  • 91. ashley wrote on 16 July, 2009
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    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

  • 92. Gasper wrote on 21 July, 2009
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    Everything is good, unless it’s not.

  • 93. Thoogo wrote on 21 July, 2009
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    Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

    Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

  • 94. Masoud wrote on 22 July, 2009
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    Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.

  • 95. JB wrote on 22 July, 2009
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    If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

  • 96. koala wrote on 29 July, 2009
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    If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

  • 97. Kurt David wrote on 19 August, 2009
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    I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
    Well I’m still not an Elephant.

  • 98. acer wrote on 23 August, 2009
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    You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

  • 99. A Capella wrote on 19 September, 2009
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    To write with broken pencils is pointless.

  • 100. BLRousr wrote on 20 September, 2009
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    Hey Everyone!!!!…Lets play stupid,…Are you Ready…Get Set……Stop!….. .OK..”You All Win”…Congratulations…Wanna…Play Again.?

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