Stupid Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

167 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

• 81. She Who Shall Not Be Named wrote on 14 May, 2009, 16:42

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  What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
  Uh, I donno… Black?
• 82. willbot89 wrote on 14 May, 2009, 18:44

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  if i used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why i mask it with stupidity!!
• 83. Holly wrote on 20 May, 2009, 4:24

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  When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
• 84. The Keith wrote on 21 May, 2009, 2:57

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  Sometimes i think I’m smart..but most of the time i don’t think.
• 85. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:31

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  “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
• 86. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:36

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  “Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”
• 87. owain wrote on 21 May, 2009, 18:39

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  we cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. we might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
• 88. Vector Baccam wrote on 22 May, 2009, 19:24

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  You calling me stupid? Look who’s talking…
• 89. Tabby wrote on 8 June, 2009, 21:49

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  I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
• 90. Elli wrote on 16 June, 2009, 7:17

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  You’re playing stupid again..
  Looks like you’re winning too.
• 91. Ellen rox with sox wrote on 25 June, 2009, 10:28

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  If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life…… as soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again
• 92. Licia wrote on 29 June, 2009, 13:34

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  A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
• 93. flub wrote on 3 July, 2009, 21:49

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  “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
  - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
• 94. ashley wrote on 16 July, 2009, 1:28

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  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
• 95. Gasper wrote on 21 July, 2009, 2:24

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  Everything is good, unless it’s not.
• 96. Thoogo wrote on 21 July, 2009, 7:41

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  Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

  Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• 97. Masoud wrote on 22 July, 2009, 17:35

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  Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.
• 98. JB wrote on 22 July, 2009, 20:37

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  If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
• 99. koala wrote on 29 July, 2009, 22:32

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  If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
• 100. Kurt David wrote on 19 August, 2009, 17:43

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  I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
  Well I’m still not an Elephant.