Stupid Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

132 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

• 101. Ellen rox with sox wrote on 25 June, 2009, 10:28

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  If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life…… as soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again
• 102. Licia wrote on 29 June, 2009, 13:34

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  A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
• 103. flub wrote on 3 July, 2009, 21:49

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  “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
  - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
• 104. ashley wrote on 16 July, 2009, 1:28

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  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
• 105. Gasper wrote on 21 July, 2009, 2:24

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  Everything is good, unless it’s not.
• 106. Thoogo wrote on 21 July, 2009, 7:41

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  Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

  Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• 107. Masoud wrote on 22 July, 2009, 17:35

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  Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.
• 108. JB wrote on 22 July, 2009, 20:37

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  If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
• 109. koala wrote on 29 July, 2009, 22:32

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  If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
• 110. Kurt David wrote on 19 August, 2009, 17:43

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  I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
  Well I’m still not an Elephant.
• 111. acer wrote on 23 August, 2009, 15:24

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  You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
• 112. A Capella wrote on 19 September, 2009, 3:17

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  To write with broken pencils is pointless.
• 113. BLRousr wrote on 20 September, 2009, 0:47

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  Hey Everyone!!!!…Lets play stupid,…Are you Ready…Get Set……Stop!….. .OK..”You All Win”…Congratulations…Wanna…Play Again.?
• 114. gfjhjghkjhkdgh wrote on 20 September, 2009, 5:57

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  If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?
• 115. BLRouse wrote on 21 September, 2009, 0:29

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  I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard….
  This was his answer..
  1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
  2.”How much time have you done?”
  3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. and my favorite
  “I was going to bring the car back to them… someday!!”
• 116. BLRouse wrote on 21 September, 2009, 0:51

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  I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
• 117. BLRouse wrote on 21 September, 2009, 0:55

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  I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
• 118. BLRouse wrote on 21 September, 2009, 1:06

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  America is a great country Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
• 119. BLRouse wrote on 21 September, 2009, 1:48

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  Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
• 120. BLRouse wrote on 21 September, 2009, 2:09

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  I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…