Stupid Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

167 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

• 121. David wrote on 16 November, 2009, 8:08

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  The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells…. but i like it any way!
• 122. bloodscker wrote on 18 November, 2009, 23:22

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  I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
• 123. weirdo567 wrote on 27 November, 2009, 1:41

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  I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x-rayed my head and found nothing.
• 124. Randy wrote on 1 December, 2009, 2:18

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  When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
• 125. David Scholes wrote on 13 December, 2009, 8:03

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  There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
• 126. Finn wrote on 8 January, 2010, 12:20

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  I is not an retard
• 127. dranreb wrote on 27 January, 2010, 21:17

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  If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
• 128. Bobbee wrote on 2 February, 2010, 4:16

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  Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
• 129. shani3 wrote on 14 February, 2010, 18:36

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  My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
• 130. shani3 wrote on 14 February, 2010, 18:42

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  My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
• 131. Joe wrote on 25 February, 2010, 20:43

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  If you’re going to be stupid you better be tough.
• 132. Roger E wrote on 2 March, 2010, 21:49

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  Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.
• 133. sillygirl wrote on 11 March, 2010, 1:03

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  People’s last words:

  - Throw me that knife, please!

  - Is it the black wire?

  - I’ll check how deep the lake is.

  - Was this seafood?
• 134. 456789456789456 wrote on 15 March, 2010, 11:51

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  My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart…. but still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
• 135. Jessica wrote on 20 March, 2010, 21:31

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  I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
• 136. Dave wrote on 26 March, 2010, 22:30

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  I can’t believe I read this thread.
• 137. A_Leo wrote on 19 April, 2010, 9:53

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  Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
• 138. shaun fatty devine wrote on 20 April, 2010, 6:10

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  Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
• 139. Diandra wrote on 20 April, 2010, 21:38

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  Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
• 140. cameron wrote on 9 May, 2010, 23:28

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  There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.