Stupid Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

218 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

• 161. Secret wrote on 21 August, 2010

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  You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
• 162. Person wrote on 21 August, 2010

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  How old is your 16 year old sister???

  P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
• 163. JaKa wrote on 25 August, 2010

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  I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
• 164. Toinkz M. wrote on 2 September, 2010

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  Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
• 165. Kris wrote on 6 September, 2010

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  Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?
• 166. Arzeimuth wrote on 8 September, 2010

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  Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
• 167. mahmoud wrote on 27 September, 2010

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  When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
• 168. Paul Barney wrote on 4 October, 2010

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  Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
• 169. Nelly wrote on 15 October, 2010

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  Imagine a tsunami was coming?
  Would you…

  a.) Run for cover
  b.) Go surfing
  c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
  d.) Help your family?

  You know what I’ll do?
  STOP IMAGINING!
• 170. iLoveFriedChicken wrote on 27 October, 2010

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  I am never serious. Seriously.
• 171. Kelvin-d wrote on 28 October, 2010

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  Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!
• 172. Alex wrote on 29 October, 2010

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  I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
• 173. andrea wrote on 4 November, 2010

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  If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
• 174. andrea wrote on 4 November, 2010

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  If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
• 175. awesomesaurus wrote on 8 November, 2010

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  Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow
• 176. mrs.rejected wrote on 21 November, 2010

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  I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
• 177. amber.kai wrote on 27 November, 2010

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  There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.
• 178. Lauren wrote on 31 December, 2010

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  You can’t fix stupid, but you can punch it.
• 179. Bob wrote on 4 February, 2011

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  I’m giving you a definite maybe.
  -Sam Goldwyn

  I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
  - Ulysses S. Grant

  Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

  It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

  Celibacy is not hereditary.

  Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

  Traffic is moving at a standstill.
  - Traffic Reporter

  I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

  This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.

  Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
  -Newswoman
• 180. Justin Jose wrote on 11 February, 2011

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  I don’t care if you people think I am stupid….my dog begs to differ.