Stupid Quotes & Sayings

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

Submitted by: Randy

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

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