Stupid Quotes & Sayings

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

Submitted by: Randy

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly

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