Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
– George W. Bush
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
– Bill Clinton
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman