Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 10

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God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly
270

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…

Submitted by: alina
98

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

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Submitted by: Kittypong
164

Half the people you know are below average.

Submitted by: Kacey
59

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey
74

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Steven Wright
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Submitted by: Kacey
95

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Submitted by: Kacey
76

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey
78

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

Submitted by: Kacey
65

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Submitted by: Kacey
50

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Submitted by: Kacey
70

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Submitted by: Kacey
162

You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

Submitted by: Carolina
239

You arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!

Submitted by: you rock my sox
104

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox
202

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i
138

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
114

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
135

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
152

You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
151

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P

Submitted by: Mr.Stickman
104

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: Ryan J
155

I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash
208

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael
123

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef

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