Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!

Submitted by: BLRouse

There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: cameron

Stupid can change, Ugly is forever

Submitted by: BLRouse

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W. Bush

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush


Submitted by: fred

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
George W. Bush

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