Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 10
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
I have two daughters…both are girls!
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!