Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton


When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

Submitted by: Randy

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton


A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?

Submitted by: Nelly

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

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