Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

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When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

Submitted by: Randy

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

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A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

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