Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 10
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
Half the people you know are below average.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Steven Wright
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Steven Wright
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
You arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
Think smarter, not harder=]
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent