Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
Second is the first loser.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
– Bill Maher
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
Stupidity is not my strong point.
– Paul Valéry
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
– Scott Adams
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
– Bill Clinton
If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
– Albert Einstein
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears
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The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.