Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.