Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

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Being stupid is its own reward.

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac

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