Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

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Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
185

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
138

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic
209

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
197

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
152

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
133

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA
145

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla
316

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
12

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin

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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher

376

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
2

Stupidity is not my strong point.
- Paul Valéry

2

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams

6

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

6

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
- Gib Lewis

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- George W. Bush

5

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
- Gerry Brown

7

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
- George W. Bush

7

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
- George W. Bush

6

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
- Bill Clinton

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If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

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I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
- Linda Evangelista


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