Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

118

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
186

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
139

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic
210

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
198

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
153

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
134

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA
146

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla
317

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
13

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

5

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Bill Maher

377

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
3

Stupidity is not my strong point.
– Paul Valéry

3

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

6

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand

7

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

8

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

6

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
George W. Bush

7

Being stupid is its own reward.

7

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

8

You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

7

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

6

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford

13

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

8

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump


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