Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

117

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
185

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
138

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic
209

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
197

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
152

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
133

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA
145

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla
316

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
12

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin

4

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher

376

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
2

Stupidity is not my strong point.
- Paul Valéry

2

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams

5

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
- George W. Bush

6

Being stupid is its own reward.

6

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
- Shaquille O’Neal

7

You can’t just let nature run wild.
- Wally Hickel

6

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
- John Green

5

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
- Gerald Ford

12

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
- George W. Bush

7

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
- Ivana Trump

7

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
- Charles De Gaulle

5

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle

10

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman


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