Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

138

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic
209

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
197

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
152

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
133

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA
145

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla
316

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
12

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin

4

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher

376

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
2

Stupidity is not my strong point.
- Paul Valéry

1

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams

7

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
- George W. Bush

7

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
- George W. Bush

8

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

6

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
- Bill Clinton

9

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
- Linda Evangelista

4

I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
- George Wallace

9

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
- George W. Bush

8

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
- Albert Einstein

8

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
- Britney Spears

11

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

4

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

5

If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
- Gerald Ford

7

They misunderestimated me.
- George W. Bush


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