Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
Second is the first loser.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
Stupidity is not my strong point.
- Paul Valéry
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams
I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
- George W. Bush
Being stupid is its own reward.
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
- Shaquille O’Neal
You can’t just let nature run wild.
- Wally Hickel
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
- John Green
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
- Gerald Ford
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
- George W. Bush
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
- Ivana Trump
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
- Charles De Gaulle
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman