Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump
Being stupid is its own reward.
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?