Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99

There’s no vaccine against stupid.

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken

I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

Submitted by: mrs.rejected

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Albert Einstein

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