Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

Being stupid is its own reward.

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

I don’t have nightmares. I create them.

Submitted by: Jessica

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye

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