Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
Second is the first loser.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”
You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
– Bill Maher
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
Stupidity is not my strong point.
– Paul Valéry
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
– Scott Adams
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford
They misunderestimated me.
– George W. Bush
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
– Bill Clinton
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.