Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

208

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael
124

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef
119

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
186

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
140

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic
211

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
198

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
154

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
135

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA
146

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla
318

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
13

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

5

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Bill Maher

377

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
4

Stupidity is not my strong point.
– Paul Valéry

4

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

7

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

8

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields

9

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

4

I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace

9

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Albert Einstein

9

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

9

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

12

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

5

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.


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