Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista