Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

Being stupid is its own reward.

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

I don’t have nightmares. I create them.

Submitted by: Jessica

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea

You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

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