Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

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Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
186

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna
139

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic
210

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
198

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
153

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
134

A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

Submitted by: NANA
146

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

Submitted by: Kayla
317

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla
13

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

5

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Bill Maher

377

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff
3

Stupidity is not my strong point.
– Paul Valéry

3

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

11

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

6

Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan

8

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

7

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush

6

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown

8

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

8

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

7

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton


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