Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 11
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?