I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. – George W. Bush
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes. – Laurell K. Hamilton
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
What I do when I see someone pretty I stare, I smile, Then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents. – George Wallace
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed. – Ronald Reagan
The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about. – Albert Einstein
You can observe a lot just by watching. – Yogi Berra
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