You arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field. – Boghos L. Artinian
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. – Redd Foxx
No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.
What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.
Hey Everyone!!!!…Lets play stupid,…Are you Ready…Get Set…Stop!… .OK..”You All Win”…Congratulations…Wanna…Play Again.?
My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
I just can’t stand how everyone lately seems to be saying “I mean” before they even start their sentence. Or “I know” “You Know” “Or Whatever” “Like” “Know What I Mean”. All of the people saying these things to me sound very stupid. How can all these people be graduating high school when they don’t even know how to speak!! College kids even talk like this!! Even doctors are now into saying the word “So” before all their sentences. There is no such thing as English anymore. Our world is falling apart.
When you select the “It’s just who I am” rationalization to excuse a stupid action, then who you are is an idiot. – Alan Robert Neal
A day without sunshine is, like night.
Recalculating….. At your next right, turn left. Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
One man’s justice is another’s Injustice. One man’s beauty another’s ugliness. One man’s wisdom another’s folly. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
I bet Einstein would have liked color.
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!
I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.
What color was Napoleon’s white horse? Uh, I donno… Black?
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