Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

Submitted by: Javier

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover

I’m not crazy just the voices are!

Submitted by: HeAtH hArRiS

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.

Submitted by: HI

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake

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