Stupid Quotes & Sayings

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

Submitted by: Javier

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.

Submitted by: HI

I’m not crazy just the voices are!

Submitted by: HeAtH hArRiS

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

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