Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 15

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?

Submitted by: Nelly

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob
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