Stupid Quotes & Sayings
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I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
– George W. Bush