Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 16
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!