I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.
“He’s as smart as a tack. ” Really? Tacks don’t do anything till you whack’em on the head with a hammer!
So we were given a 50 page assignment to write an essay on save trees. Photocopied in 10 places.
Only ignorance excuses stupidity. – Nalini Singh
The day is brighter than the night.
Oh no she didn’t Sweetie I think she just did.
I is not an retard
Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true? Girl 2: What? Who telled you?
You can’t fix stupid, but you can punch it.
A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not. – Franklin P. Jones
Honestly, I lie way too much.
If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
Stupidity is a state of mind.
If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.
I’ll think about considering it. Me too, as well, also. Only half the lies I tell are true. I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons. Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.
My brakes didn’t work on my car so I hit the gas, then heard a cool beeping sound, and saw flashy lights. Best day ever!!!
I once had a pet SNAIL, but it RAN away from me! :S
Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.
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