Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 16
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
Being stupid is its own reward.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.