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China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

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Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

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And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

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The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

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Submitted by: Mediamonkey

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99
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