Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

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Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

Being stupid is its own reward.

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

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The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

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And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

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