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A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

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I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

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The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

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