Stupid Quotes & Sayings

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Submitted by: confucius

You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra

I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”

Submitted by: BLRouse

I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

Submitted by: tammy14

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

Submitted by: Arzeimuth

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain

I can’t believe I read this thread.

Submitted by: Dave

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex

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