Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.

Submitted by: HI

We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

Submitted by: tammy14

Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.

Submitted by: confucius

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

Submitted by: Arzeimuth

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John

My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
George W. Bush

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain

I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”

Submitted by: BLRouse

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

I can’t believe I read this thread.

Submitted by: Dave

You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.

Submitted by: Ahmed

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